So, it’s been awhile. The internet at my house died. The cat disappeared. There’s an empty case of Pabst in my fridge. Half the light bulbs are out. And… yeah. That’s that. Yes, we ride our bikes in this weather, mister. Yes, we’re tough as fuck. Yes, we’re crazy. Yes, we like girls. Yes, we like bikes. Yes, we still get the filings done on time. NO, we don’t ride our bikes to Carson City. We drive. Duh.
Bootleg stickers are cool. Find your friendly neighborhood Bootlegger to give you a handful of them, then have some fun:
Remember: Surgeon general suggests sticking sticks carefully and respectfully. Don’t get caught.
Go ride your bike. Feed your pets. Do your work. Be kind. Eat healthy. Drink healthy. Hump your lover. Enjoy the holidays!









There’s too much of this going on right now. Well no, not really, it’s just my excuse for not doing jacks@#* tonight. 


Apparently I’ve killed six dudes. You’re next. Most tough duster ever. I won’t be gettin’ too wet when it’s wet. Wet.
….’cause we could’ve come home with one of these:


Straight up ‘Faster Than Lance!’ Chris said it didn’t go over too well in the shop. Classic! And speaking of our boys… Dave K. from Boston holdin’ it down at the Playboy Mansion last night! Ha. Tiny. Hope that’s not what she said. Love you Davie-boy!
That’s all for now from the land-o-Boot’…








